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From: jmd@mhuxl.UUCP (Joseph M. Dakes)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Husband and Wife Joke?
Message-ID: <438@mhuxl.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 8-Jan-86 10:22:44 EST
Article-I.D.: mhuxl.438
Posted: Wed Jan  8 10:22:44 1986
Date-Received: Thu, 9-Jan-86 02:48:40 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Murray Hill
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Over a period of 20 years a man and his wife would only make love in the
dark, because the man refused to do it with the lights on.  One night his
wife decided what the heck and turned a light on during their lovemaking
session only to find her husband using a dildo.  "Have you been using that
for the past 20 years"?, she asked.  The man admitted his guilt.  His wife
lashed out at him calling him a sneaky bastard to which he replied, "talk
about sneaky, how do you explain our 3 kids"?

						Joseph M. Dakes
						AT&T Bell Laboratories
						Reading, PA
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