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Subject: For those with strong stomachs (in memory of Hal Bates)
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Date: Wed, 8-Jan-86 10:04:26 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan  8 10:04:26 1986
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N yrcre tbrf vagb n one naq gnxr n frng. Gur onegraqre unf uvf 
onpx ghearq, ohg pna frr gur yrcre va gur zveebe. Yrcre fnlf,
"Url onegraqre, V'yy gnxr n orre.". Gur onegraqre gheaf nebhaq
naq tvirf uvz n orre, gura gheaf onpx naq pbagvahrf pyrnavat.
Nsgre ybbxvat va gur zveebe, gur onegraqre guebjf hc. Gur yrcre,
univat svavfurq uvf orre, nfxf sbe nabgure. Gur onegraqre gheaf
nebhaq naq freirf nabgure gb gur yrcre naq ergheaf gb pyrnavat
gnoyrf. Gur onegraqre ybbxf bire uvf fubhyqre gb frr gur yrcre va
gur zveebe ntnva, naq ntnva guebjf hc. Gur yrcre, abgvpvat gur
onegraqre'f orunivbe, nfxf vs ur fubhyq yrnir. Onegraqre fnlf,
"Ab, vg'f abg lbh, vg'f gur qehax fvggvat arkg gb lbh jub'f
qvccvat uvf cbgngb puvcf va lbhe nez."


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D: Jung'f jbefr guna snyyvat bss n svsgrra fgbel ohvyqvat?
N: Pngpuvat lbhe rlryvq ba n anvy ba gur jnl qbja!


Fgrir QvCveeb		"Lbh pna'g fnl V qvqa'g jnea lbh."
Qvtvgny Rdhvczrag Pbec.