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Subject: Re: New SI unit (?)
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Date: Mon, 6-Jan-86 13:01:00 EST
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>***** ada-uts:net.jokes / petrus!mwg /  9:24 am  Jan  2, 1986
>Somewhere in the fine print at the bottom of the program, Professor Schickele
>in this year's P.D.Q. Bach concert at Carnegie Hall, defines the following:
>	A millihelen is the amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
>-Mark

While in New York recently, I saw the ad for this concert.  The concert
was featured as his "Absolutly last tridekacentennial concert".  I'm
not sure about the prefixes, but you get the picture.

Brian Utterback
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