Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP
Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 4.3bsd-beta 6/6/85; site ihnp3.UUCP
Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!ihnp3!pwyc
From: pwyc@ihnp3.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Units of measurement
Message-ID: <214@ihnp3.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 9-Jan-86 18:09:48 EST
Article-I.D.: ihnp3.214
Posted: Thu Jan  9 18:09:48 1986
Date-Received: Fri, 10-Jan-86 07:23:10 EST
Organization: belle lavatories
Lines: 9
Keywords: giga me with a spoon!

>> millihelen - the amount of beauty required to launch one ship.
> microhelen - the amount of beauty required to motivate one sailor.

nanohelen - the amount of beauty required to launch that sailor's
	    you-know-what.
picohelen - the amount of beauty required to motivate one sperm in
	    that sailor's you-know-what.

	  - pc