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From: rem@bu-cs.UUCP (Robert E. Mee)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: jokes
Message-ID: <844@bu-cs.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 9-Jan-86 17:02:19 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan  9 17:02:19 1986
Date-Received: Sat, 11-Jan-86 06:10:13 EST
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I agree. with all the RE:'s the name should be changed to net.junk_mail.
Independent thought seems to have reached an all time low. Heading somewhere
in the direction of net.bizarre. Now for a joke:


It appears that this traveling salesman spent a long day on the road and 
decided to stop for the night. He came upon this boarding house (or so it
appeared). He went up to the house to see about a room. To his surprise,
he found that it was a brothel. The woman at the desk asked him: "Can I help
you?" He said "Yes, do you have a room for rent for the evening?" At which 
point she said: "Yes, but an attendant must be included in the cost." he then
said "I'll take it". she gave him the key and he went to the room. He said to
himself. "God, I haven't had sex in a while!" A few minutes later the attendant
came in and said: "I'm really not interested in anything serious, just a stra-
ight F**k." and he said: "That's ok, will you accept anything besides cash?-I'm
a little tight right now." "I can't" she said. And he said: " I'm a sneaker
salesman and i have some that will fit if you're interrested." At which point,
she looked at the sneakers he had an picked out a pair. Well things got down to
business and he started doing his thing. Shortly after, she put her legs around
him, followed by her arms. He said in his mind "well, ok!" At the end of their 
session he said. "I thought you said you didn't want anything serious?" And she
responded with "OH, I wasn't! I was just trying out the sneakers!"


Well, at least it's something.
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