Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.PCS 1/10/84; site mtgzz.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!cbosgd!ihnp4!mhuxn!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!mtuxo!mtgzz!sts From: sts@mtgzz.UUCP (s.l.talaricoswier) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: lawyers Message-ID: <1535@mtgzz.UUCP> Date: Fri, 10-Jan-86 11:42:56 EST Article-I.D.: mtgzz.1535 Posted: Fri Jan 10 11:42:56 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 11-Jan-86 07:04:38 EST Organization: AT&T Information Systems Labs, Holmdel NJ Lines: 9 The secretary of a lawyer walks into the the lawyer's office and says, "I have someone outside who would like to see you. It concerns bribery, extortion, and fraud." The lawyer replied, "Tell him we have no more openings in Accounting."