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From: ries@trwrba.UUCP (Marc Ries)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Star Trek jokes (possibly offensive)
Message-ID: <1781@trwrba.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 9-Jan-86 11:09:44 EST
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Posted: Thu Jan  9 11:09:44 1986
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I haven't seen these in the last 200 or so submissions,  so  here
goes:

1) Question:  What did Spock find in  the  Starship  Enterprise's
              Lavatory?

    Answer:   One of Captain Kirk's "logs".

2) Question:  What does the Starship Enterprise and a toilet bowl
              have in common?

    Answer:   They  both  circle  "uranus"  and  are  hounded  by
              "klingons".

For those of you who really wanted a "YALP", mine is RIES :-)

        Marc Ries
        TRW UNIX(tm) Support Group
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