Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site galbp.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!whuxl!whuxlm!akgua!akgub!galbp!bing From: bing@galbp.UUCP (Bing Bang) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: new subject Message-ID: <261@galbp.UUCP> Date: Tue, 7-Jan-86 22:15:26 EST Article-I.D.: galbp.261 Posted: Tue Jan 7 22:15:26 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 11-Jan-86 07:18:28 EST Reply-To: bing@galbp.UUCP (Bing Bang) Organization: Lanier Business Products, Inc., Atlanta, Georgia Lines: 26 Summary: i have a new subject for this group; how many times did you say "so-and-so should be taken out and shot?" well, let's make a list of so-and-so's... i'll start with my favorites: the guy in front of your car whose sole purpose in life seems to be to drive 20mph below the speed limit. anyone who uses SBC to mutilate his C code the half-wit who designed the addressing scheme on the Intel iAPX 80x86 microprocessor series. anyone over 12 years of age who uses basic for any reason. anyone who doesn't like "Bloom County" -- "Break, but never bend." from an oak tree i know ...that can move in two directions at the same time ...akgua!galbp!bing