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From: fohl@cbosgd.UUCP (Mark Fohl)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Sex Joke for All but the Terminally Hung-up
Message-ID: <1760@cbosgd.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 11-Jan-86 16:37:53 EST
Article-I.D.: cbosgd.1760
Posted: Sat Jan 11 16:37:53 1986
Date-Received: Sun, 12-Jan-86 00:42:57 EST
Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Columbus, Oh
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Keywords: Missionary

It seems that a student was walking into the university family life (i.e., sex
education) course.  It was a popular course, and the student walked into an
auditorium loaded with people.  The student found a seat, and the instructor
walked up to the lectern.  The instructor started the lecture by saying "The
first thing we'll talk about is the sexual positions possible between a man
and a woman.  Now there are a hundred and one documented sexual positions pos-
sible between a man and a woman..."  The instructor was interrupted by a 
weirdo in the back who yelled "A hundred and two!"  The instructor was taken
aback for a moment, but continued "Uh, yes, as I was saying, there are a hun-
dred and one possible sexual positions..."  Once again, the weirdo yelled
"A hundred and two!"  The professor finally said "Pay no attention to that
clown in the back.  There are a hundred an one possible sexual positions.
The first one we'll discuss is called the missionary position; it's the basic
man on top, woman on the bottom..."  And the weirdo yelled "A hundred and
three!"


						Fohlski


Like a doorknob, Kimosave came
off in Tonto's hand.