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From: chip@mtuni.UUCP (Charles Maurer)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Don't hate me for this one
Message-ID: <232@mtuni.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 10-Jan-86 09:27:25 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 10 09:27:25 1986
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It seems there was this snail who was fascinated by cars, 
especially the 'Z' cars.   He would sit on the side of the 
road to watch the cars go by. He would always say: "One day
I'm going to get one of those 'Z' cars."

Sure enough, the day came when he had enough money, so the 
snail went to the car dealer. "I want to test drive one of
those 'Z' cars.", he said.  

After returning from the test drive, the snail said: "I like
this 'Z' car, but I want you to scrape off the big 'Z' on the
side, and replace it with an 'S' for 'snail'".  So the dealer 
did as the snail requested and replaced the 'Z' with an 'S'.

As the snail got into his car and sped away, a mechanic came out
of the garage and said to the dealer: (are you ready for this?)
"Wow, look at that 'S' car go!!" 

If you don't get it, then you don't understand true comedy.