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From: de@moscom.UUCP (Dave Esan)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Airline acronyms
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Date: Mon, 6-Jan-86 13:34:48 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan  6 13:34:48 1986
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> >	Allegheny (now US Air) - Agony
> 
>       now U. S-care
> 
>     Also known (befoe Agony Airlines) as:
> 
>    Mohawk Airlines -  Slowhawk


I have always called USAir Useless Air.

Mohawk was called Shmohawk.

David Esan
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