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From: darrell@sdcsvax.UUCP (Darrell Long)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: jokes
Message-ID: <1299@sdcsvax.UUCP>
Date: Sat, 11-Jan-86 23:57:03 EST
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Posted: Sat Jan 11 23:57:03 1986
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Reply-To: darrell@sdcsvax.UUCP (Darrell Long)
Organization: EECS Dept. U.C. San Diego
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In article <844@bu-cs.UUCP> rem@bu-cs.UUCP (Robert E. Mee) writes:
>I agree. with all the RE:'s the name should be changed to net.junk_mail.
>Independent thought seems to have reached an all time low. Heading somewhere
>in the direction of net.bizarre. Now for a joke:
>
>
>It appears that this traveling salesman spent a long day on the road and 
>decided to stop for the night. He came upon this boarding house (or so it
>appeared). He went up to the house to see about a room. To his surprise,
>he found that it was a brothel. The woman at the desk asked him: "Can I help
>you?" He said "Yes, do you have a room for rent for the evening?" At which 
>point she said: "Yes, but an attendant must be included in the cost." he then
>said "I'll take it". she gave him the key and he went to the room. He said to
>himself. "God, I haven't had sex in a while!" A few minutes later the attendant
>came in and said: "I'm really not interested in anything serious, just a stra-
>ight F**k." and he said: "That's ok, will you accept anything besides cash?-I'm
>a little tight right now." "I can't" she said. And he said: " I'm a sneaker
>salesman and i have some that will fit if you're interrested." At which point,
>she looked at the sneakers he had an picked out a pair. Well things got down to
>business and he started doing his thing. Shortly after, she put her legs around
>him, followed by her arms. He said in his mind "well, ok!" At the end of their 
>session he said. "I thought you said you didn't want anything serious?" And she
>responded with "OH, I wasn't! I was just trying out the sneakers!"
>
>
>Well, at least it's something.
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Huh?
-- 
Darrell Long
Department of Electrical Engineering and Computer Science
University of California, San Diego

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