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From: bing@galbp.UUCP (Bing Bang)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: golf joke-- off. to all religious nut cases
Message-ID: <263@galbp.UUCP>
Date: Sun, 12-Jan-86 15:50:30 EST
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Posted: Sun Jan 12 15:50:30 1986
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two man were playing golf. the first man tried to sink a short putt
but misses, and in his rage utters;
"Oh God damn it!! I missed!"
the second man, being very religious, advices the first that god will get
him if he keeps up his ways.
this happens for several more times, and finally, about the fourth time
a bright bolt of lightening comes down from the sky  and frys the second
man to a pile of smoking  ashes. this is followed by a moment of silence
then a big, booming voice from the sky says;
"Oh shit, I missed!"


-- 
"Break, but never bend."		from an oak tree i know
			...that can move in two directions at the same time

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