Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site peora.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!hjuxa!petsd!peora!joel From: joel@peora.UUCP (Joel Upchurch) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re: Sex Joke for All but the Terminally Hung-up (rot-13) Message-ID: <1911@peora.UUCP> Date: Tue, 14-Jan-86 09:58:24 EST Article-I.D.: peora.1911 Posted: Tue Jan 14 09:58:24 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 15-Jan-86 01:40:18 EST References: <1760@cbosgd.UUCP> Organization: Concurrent Computer Corporation, Orlando, Fl Lines: 23 Keywords: Missionary >Vg frrzf gung n fghqrag jnf jnyxvat vagb gur havirefvgl snzvyl yvsr (v.r., >frk rqhpngvba) pbhefr. Vg jnf n cbchyne pbhefr, naq gur fghqrag jnyxrq >vagb na nhqvgbevhz ybnqrq jvgu crbcyr. Gur fghqrag sbhaq n frng, naq gur >vafgehpgbe jnyxrq hc gb gur yrpgrea. Gur vafgehpgbe fgnegrq gur yrpgher ol >fnlvat "Gur svefg guvat jr'yy gnyx nobhg vf gur frkhny cbfvgvbaf cbffvoyr >orgjrra n zna naq n jbzna. Abj gurer ner n uhaqerq naq bar qbphzragrq >frkhny cbfvgvbaf cbffvoyr orgjrra n zna naq n jbzna..." Gur vafgehpgbe jnf >vagreehcgrq ol n jrveqb va gur onpx jub lryyrq "N uhaqerq naq gjb!" Gur >vafgehpgbe jnf gnxra nonpx sbe n zbzrag, ohg pbagvahrq "Hu, lrf, nf V jnf >fnlvat, gurer ner n uhaqerq naq bar cbffvoyr frkhny cbfvgvbaf..." Bapr >ntnva, gur jrveqb lryyrq "N uhaqerq naq gjb!" Gur cebsrffbe svanyyl fnvq >"Cnl ab nggragvba gb gung pybja va gur onpx. Gurer ner n uhaqerq na bar >cbffvoyr frkhny cbfvgvbaf. Gur svefg bar jr'yy qvfphff vf pnyyrq gur >zvffvbanel cbfvgvba; vg'f gur onfvp zna ba gbc, jbzna ba gur obggbz..." Naq >gur jrveqb lryyrq "N uhaqerq naq guerr!" Lbh sbetbg gur cneg jurer gur vafgehpgbe gura fubhgf "Bu tb shpx lbhefrys" naq gur jrveqb fubhgf "N uhaqerq naq sbhe!" -- Joel Upchurch @ CONCURRENT Computer Corporation (A Perkin-Elmer Company) Southern Development Center 2486 Sand Lake Road/ Orlando, Florida 32809/ (305)850-1031 {decvax!ucf-cs, ihnp4!pesnta, vax135!petsd}!peora!joel