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Subject: I've heard this one a few times and still like it.
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Date: Mon, 13-Jan-86 10:07:41 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan 13 10:07:41 1986
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    Harold wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling amorous, nudges his wife
awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have an
appointment at the gynocologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love
the night before." "Alright", he said, and he rolled back over and started to go
back to sleep. 
    A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again and asks, "You don't by any
chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, do you?"


Steve DiPirro
Digital Equipment Corp.