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From: suhre@trwrba.UUCP (Maurice E. Suhre)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Martian Couple (rot)
Message-ID: <1786@trwrba.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 13-Jan-86 15:22:18 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan 13 15:22:18 1986
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N Znegvna pbhcyr ynaqrq ba gur rnegu.  Gur rzretrq sebz gurve fcnprpensg
naq jrag hc gb n snezubhfr.  Gurl xabpxrq ba gur qbbe.  Jura gur
snezre naq uvf jvsr nafjrerq, gurl naabhaprq gung gurl jrer sebz Znef
naq jnagrq gb pbzr va gb pung.  Gur snez pbhcyr rkgraqrq gurve ubfcvgnyvgl
naq gurl nyy frrzrq gb uvg vg bss jryy.  Nsgre n juvyr, gur snezre fnvq
"Qb lbh gjb fjvat?"

Gur znegvna ercyvrq, "lrf", naq fb gurl fjnccrq zngrf naq nqwbhearq
sbe nccebcevngr npgvivgl.

Nsgre gur znegvna zna unq pyvzorq ba, ur fnvq gb gur rnegu jbzna,
"Vf zl qvpx ybat rabhtu?"

Fur ercyvrq, "Jryy--abj gung lbh zragvba vg, V jbhyq yvxr vg n yvggyr
ybatre."  

Ur fnvq "ab ceboyrz" naq cebprqrq gb gjvfg uvf yrsg rne naq, yvxr zntvp,
uvf qvpx tbg ybatre.  "Ubj'f gung abj?"

"Bar abgpu zber" fnvq gur jbzna.

Ure erdhrfg jnf cebzcgyl pbzcyvrq jvgu ivn nabgure gjvfg bs gur yrsg
rne.  Uvf arkg dhrfgvba jnf "Jbhyq lbh yvxr vg n yvggyr guvpxre?"

Fur ercyvrq "lrf" naq ur gjvfgrq uvf evtug rne bapr.  Gur jbzna fnvq
"Gung'f cresrpg!" naq gurl cebprrqrq gb onat njnl.

Gur arkg zbeavat gur rnegu pbhcyr jrer pbzcnevat rkcrevraprf naq gur
uhfonaq fnvq "ubj jnf vg sbe lbh?"  Gur jvsr ercyvrq, "Fhcre!  Ubj nobhg
lbh?"

Gur uhfonaq erfcbaqrq, "Vg jnf cerggl tbbq, ohg fur qnza arne gjvfgrq
zl rnef bss!"