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From: jay@npois.UUCP (Anton Winteroak)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Its sooo cold
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Date: Wed, 15-Jan-86 10:47:13 EST
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	I am looking for a collection of jokes fitting the format

	Host: "It's so cold out."
	Ed:   "How cold is it?"
	Host: "It's so cold ..." [fill in example of how cold it is]

Lame examples:
	It's so cold, this morning I saw a family of polar bears headed south.
	It's so cold, I had to scrape the dry ice off my windshield.
	It's so cold they had to jump start Tina Turner.