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From: jlh@loral.UUCP (Desperatly seeking happiness)
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Date: Tue, 14-Jan-86 14:28:30 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 14 14:28:30 1986
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> * Drivers in Memphis during icy weather who go halfway up an ice-covered
>     hill and then come to a complete stop (for no better reason than
>     that they are scared witless of their own cars) - then spin their
>     wheels trying to get started again, in the meantime rolling
>     backwards toward me.

Ah yes.  Reminds me of the time in high school when we would all go to a spot
during lunch to do all those things you weren't supposed to do.  There was
a rather steep mountain slope there and 4-wheelers liked going up and down it
in the trucks mommy and daddy bought them.   As we were sitting in our car
doing what we weren't supposed to be doing this truck starts going up the hill,
decides about half way up he's chicken and stops.  This got our immediate
attention.  We figured the idiot would go down in reverse, which is a pretty
stupid thing to do.  Nope, we were wrong.  Guy tries to turn around.  Gets
sideways on the hill and the truck start rolling.  Not forward or back,
but down the hill.  Well, we all jumped out of the car and ran over to
where the truck ended up, fortunatly nobody was hurt too badly.  Truck was
totaled.   Hope that asshole moved to Memphis!


Oh yea, a joke.  This bear goes into a bar and says 'bartender, give this
bear a beer'.  Bartender says 'we don't serve bears beer in this bar'.
Bear yells out 'bartender, give this bear a beer!'.  Bartender
calmly says 'we don't serve bears beer in this bar'.  Bear goes over
to a young woman sitting at the end of the bar and eats her up.  Then
he bellows 'bartender, give this bear a beer!!'.  Bartender says
'we don't serve bears who do drugs in this bar'.  Bear says 'huh?'
and the bartender says 'that was a bar bitch you ate'.