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From: dave@ur-helheim.UUCP (David F. Carlson)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Prostitution (Probably should be ROT)
Message-ID: <429@ur-helheim.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 15-Jan-86 18:34:02 EST
Article-I.D.: ur-helhe.429
Posted: Wed Jan 15 18:34:02 1986
Date-Received: Sat, 18-Jan-86 09:08:13 EST
Reply-To: dave@ur-helheim.UUCP (David F. Carlson)
Organization: U. of Rochester, EE Dept.
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A bum finds $20 on the street by chance one day and decides
to put it to good use.  He immediately proceeds to the nearest
brothel, pays the madam and is led into a room.  Now, this 
man had not had sex in YEARS and had few opportunities given
his appearance and financial state.

When the prostitute enters the room, the man is in the corner
of the room whacking off.

Aghast, she demands: "You paid your money to get laid, WHAT are you doing?!"

He replies:  "Its been twenty years since I got laid--
              -- you think I'm gonna give you the EASY ONE?"
-- 
"The Faster I Go the Behinder I Get"
--Lewis Carroll

Dave Carlson

{allegra,seismo,decvax}!rochester!ur-valhalla!dave