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From: ibyf@ihlpa.UUCP (Scott)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: I've heard this one a few times and still like it.
Message-ID: <1040@ihlpa.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 17-Jan-86 11:32:20 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 17 11:32:20 1986
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>     Harold wakes up out of a deep sleep and, feeling amorous, nudges his wife
> awake and asks, "Why don't we get it on, eh?" She replies, "I have to go
> to the gynocologist tomorrow and you know I don't like to make love
> the night before." A few minutes later, he nudges his wife again 
> and asks, "You don't by any chance have a dentist's appointment tomorrow, 
> do you?"

OR how about this one:
	MAN: Honey, let me go get you some aspirin
	WOMAN: Why? I don't have a headache
	MAN: (smile) (BIG smile) (BIG ......)
	(boinking follows)

					Addison
					ihnp4!ihlpa!ibyf

My brother? I always thought of him as mom and dad's science project.