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From: evan@pedsgo.UUCP (Evan Marcus)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Its sooo cold
Message-ID: <149@pedsgo.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 17-Jan-86 11:48:20 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 17 11:48:20 1986
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Organization: Perkin-Elmer DSG, Tinton Falls, NJ
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In article <6@npois.UUCP> jay@npois.UUCP (Anton Winteroak) writes:
>
>	I am looking for a collection of jokes fitting the format
>
>	Host: "It's so cold out."
>	Ed:   "How cold is it?"
>	Host: "It's so cold ..." [fill in example of how cold it is]
>
>Lame examples:
>	It's so cold, this morning I saw a family of polar bears headed south.
>	It's so cold, I had to scrape the dry ice off my windshield.
>	It's so cold they had to jump start Tina Turner.

              ...    this morning, I saw a chicken with a cape on. (capon)
I probably shouldn't even sign this!
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