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From: ark@ut-sally.UUCP (Arthur M. Keller)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: "Yet Another" Humor and a religious joke
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Date: Fri, 17-Jan-86 02:02:26 EST
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Posted: Fri Jan 17 02:02:26 1986
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Presumably, Yet Another Yet Another would be called a YAYA.  (So YAYA is
the next YAYA! :-) )

And now for the joke:

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi were discussing aspects of religious
finance when they decided to compare how much of the charity collection
goes to them and how much goes for the service of God.

The priest said "I draw a circle, stand inside it, and throw the money up.
The money that lands inside is for me, the rest is for the service of God."

The minister added "I draw a straight line, stand on one side of it, and
throw the money up.  The money that lands on my side of the line is for me,
and the rest is for God."

The rabbi responded "I also throw the money up.  Whatever God wants he takes;
he lets the rest fall down to me."

Arthur
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