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From: skinner@saber.UUCP (Robert Skinner)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: A joke
Message-ID: <1907@saber.UUCP>
Date: Wed, 15-Jan-86 13:07:07 EST
Article-I.D.: saber.1907
Posted: Wed Jan 15 13:07:07 1986
Date-Received: Mon, 20-Jan-86 04:38:26 EST
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Organization: Saber Technology, San Jose, CA
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There once was this scientist who was doing work on a serum which would
enable people to live forever.  In the early part of his research, he
was experimenting on dolphins, and he was using very young seagulls to
creat his Fountain of Youth serum.

One morning he goes out to the nearby beach to capture some baby
seagulls.  As he is returning to his lab with the young seagulls, he
sees a lion sleeping on the doorstep to his lab.  So, he quietly
unlocks the door and steps over the lion into his lab.  Just then the
FBI appears out of nowhere and arrests him.  Why?


















For transporting UNDERAGE GULLS 
    across a SEDATE LION 
    for IMMORTAL PORPOISES.

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"Pass me the Rap Rod, Plate Captain"
	"Pardon me, Sir?"
"Pass me the telephone, waiter.  
  Sheeesh, you guys are so un-hip, its a wonder your bums don't fall off."

Name:	Robert Skinner
Snail:	Saber Technology, 2381 Bering Drive, San Jose, California 95131
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