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From: john@cisden.UUCP (John Woolley)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: In net.jokes I never know what to put here
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Date: Fri, 17-Jan-86 14:40:06 EST
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This girl goes into a bank, fills out a deposit form, goes up to the
teller, says she wants to deposit a fifty-dollar bill.  The teller
takes the bill, looks at it, holds it up to the light, finally says,
"I'm sorry, ma'am, but I can't accept this bill.  It's counterfeit."
"Oh my God!" says the girl, "I've been raped!"
-- 
				Peace and Good!,
				      Fr. John Woolley
"Compared to what I have seen, all that I have written is straw." -- St. Thomas