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From: wjjordan@watdragon.UUCP (W. Jim Jordan)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: "Biblical" Joke
Message-ID: <238@watdragon.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 20-Jan-86 21:38:31 EST
Article-I.D.: watdrago.238
Posted: Mon Jan 20 21:38:31 1986
Date-Received: Tue, 21-Jan-86 01:22:35 EST
Reply-To: wjjordan@watdragon.UUCP (W. Jim Jordan)
Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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The ark had just come to rest and Noah went to release the animals.
Just before he opened the door, he said, "Be fruitful and multiply!"
The animals obligingly went out and started doing whatever they do best,
except for two little snakes.

Noah looked at the snakes and said to them, "I meant you little snakes, too.
Go forth, be fruitful and multiply!"  The snakes looked at each other and
said in unison to Noah,























"We can't.  We're adders."

Noah stood there for a moment, scratching his head.  All of a sudden he takes
an axe, chops down a tree, cuts it up and nails the pieces together.  
He then turns to the snakes and says, "See, I have built you a log table.
Now you adders can multiply!"


-- 
"What, me graduate?"
			W. Jim Jordan
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