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From: kriguer@ucla-cs.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: YALP (or is it Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: YALP?)
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Date: Sun, 19-Jan-86 23:03:48 EST
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Posted: Sun Jan 19 23:03:48 1986
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Reply-To: kriguer@ucla-cs.UUCP (Marc Kriguer)
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Keywords: LP spoiler

> From ihnp4!nicmad!agrigene!johansen@seismo.arpa ...
> ... Goldylocks has a good bridge hand.

		   Also...

> From packard!ihlpa!ibyf@topaz.arpa ...
> > #2 took my a long time to figure out: AUYLOKS
> > but my favorite was AKQJ10 9.
>
> but this is net.jokes, not net.puzzle so let the rest of us in
> on the joke ok?? get it?? maybe you need a new antenna!
>
>                                         Addison

Well, Addison, I guess that johansen didn't make it clear enough...
If you still haven't gotten either, AuYLOKS is (Gold)(YLOKS).
	  (As in Goldilocks and the 3 bears...)

A K Q J 10 9   are the 6 top playing cards in any suit.

Clear now?  Sorry if you've been [net.] puzzled for so long!   :-,
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