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From: dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Memphis Drivers and a quotable quote
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Date: Mon, 20-Jan-86 14:46:06 EST
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Posted: Mon Jan 20 14:46:06 1986
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Reply-To: dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby)
Organization: RCA Cylix Communications , Memphis, TN
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[Regarding Memphians, Cretins, and icy hills]
>As we were sitting in our car... this truck starts going up the hill,
>decides about half way up he's chicken and stops... We figured the 
>idiot would go down in reverse... Nope... Guy tries to turn around.  
>Gets sideways on the hill and the truck start rolling.  Not forward 
>or back, but down the hill... Truck was totaled. Hope that asshole 
>moved to Memphis!

Rest assured he did. And he had several children, all of whom are
driving age now, and eagerly awaiting the next ice-over.

So you say that wasn't a joke? Well, here's one, which appeared as
a definition on my quote calendar last year:

"Dowry: an artificial sweetner."