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From: fohl@cbosgd.UUCP (Mark Fohl)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Curses
Message-ID: <1792@cbosgd.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 21-Jan-86 11:43:12 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 21 11:43:12 1986
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Organization: AT&T Bell Laboratories, Columbus, Oh
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Keywords: I love 'em

Two of my favorites are:

May a wino wring out his t-shirt in your punch bowl.

                - and -

May the Tijuana Chamber of Commerce name a free clinic after your sister.

							Fohlski

Shot at and missed, shit at and hit.