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From: kishore2@watdcsu.UUCP (K.Singhal - Systems Design)
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Subject: Re: Comedic Curses
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Date: Wed, 22-Jan-86 10:41:43 EST
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Organization: U of Waterloo, Ontario
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Keywords: Carson, Yule Gibbens, gas
Summary: Carson solves the energy crisis


The best one I've heard (to the best of my recollection) :

       "May Yule Gibbens eat your pine trees!" (the curse)

then putting the next envelope to his head:

       "Natural Gas" (the answer)
       "What do you get when Yule Gibbens eats your pine tree?" (the question)
 

Sherman Lang
Systems Design Engineering        "May you have an interesting life!"
University of Waterloo                        - ancient Chinese curse