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From: weemba@brahms.BERKELEY.EDU (Matthew P. Wiener)
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Q:	How many dadaists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:	To get to the other side.

Q:	How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:	One.  He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the
	problem to the earlier joke.
A':	One.  He gives it to five Oregonians, thereby reducing the
	problem to the earlier joke.
A'':	etc.
     . . . .
A''~~':	None.  It's left to the reader as an exercise.

ucbvax!brahms!weemba	Matthew P Wiener/UCB Math Dept/Berkeley CA 94720