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From: neal@weitek.UUCP (Neal Bedard)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: YALP (or, Invasion of the YALP-landers)
Message-ID: <371@weitek.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 21-Jan-86 02:00:31 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 21 02:00:31 1986
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In article <8443@ucla-cs.ARPA>, kriguer@ucla-cs.UUCP writes:
> > From packard!ihlpa!ibyf@topaz.arpa ...
> > > but my favorite was AKQJ10 9.
> >
> A K Q J 10 9   are the 6 top playing cards in any suit.
> Clear now?  Sorry if you've been [net.] puzzled for so long!   :-,

AKQJ109 is a `straight'. I assume that's supposed to describe what the car's
owner is, sexual-preference-wise...

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These are both old favorites of mine, and I hope they've not been submitted
to this net too recently.

Obligitory Joke #1:
Woman walks into the divorce lawyer's office, and he begins to ask her some
questions....

        "Ma'am, what are your grounds?"

        "Oh, 'bout an acre an' a half..."

        "No, I mean do you have a grudge?"

        "No, but we've got a carport..."

        "No, ma'am... your husband - is he a nagger?"

        "No, he's Caucasian..."

        "Lady, just tell me: why do you want a divorce?"

        "Why, total lack of communication, of course!"


Obligitory Joke #2:
Guy carrying a small dog under his arm walks into a bar, sits down, and
orders a drink. When the bartender brings him the drink, the guy senses that
the bartender looks rather puzzled, so he asks:

        "What is it?"

        "It's your dog... I couldn't help noticing... he's got no legs.
         Do you mind if I ask what happened to him?"

        "Nothing `happened' to him... he was born that way."

        "Poor thing... cute little guy though. Has he got a name?"

        "Naw, I didn't give him a name..."

        "Why not?"

        "What the hell, he wouldn't come if I called him anyway!"

-Neal
--
"If I owned half of that dog, I'd shoot my half." -Pudd'nhead Wilson
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