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From: jim@sivax.UUCP (Jim Boman)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: DEC
Message-ID: <180@sivax.UUCP>
Date: Tue, 21-Jan-86 10:24:45 EST
Article-I.D.: sivax.180
Posted: Tue Jan 21 10:24:45 1986
Date-Received: Thu, 23-Jan-86 20:59:00 EST
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Organization: System Industries, Milpitas, Ca
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New definitions:

	DECADENT: someone just took a hammer to your 750

	DECADE: A benefit concert to help pull DEC into profitibility

	REDWOOD DEC: world's first computer with a wooden bus

	DECANTER: THE WAY IN WHICH A 750 WALKS, KINDA LIKE A HORSE

	DOUBLE DECKER: almost a cluster

	DECIMAL: 4 legged creature that resides on an SBI

	DECIMATE: a VAX-11 programmer's best friend

	DECIBEL: VMS manuals are full of it

	I don't think you can stand much more of this.

	DECENT: what a VAX smells like

	DECENT: the worth of a 730

	DECREE: A native american 750

	DECREASE: bend a microvax in half..that's what you've got.

	I apologize. I know you paid good money for this. I won't
	even sign my name. The path you see at the top of this is
	ficticious.