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From: dipirro@amber.DEC (I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone)
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Subject: A couple of quickies (due to popular demand).
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Date: Wed, 22-Jan-86 09:45:48 EST
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	A little boy walked in on his mom while she was taking a bath.
	"What's that?" he asked, pointing to her pubic hair.
	"Its my face cloth, sweetheart," she answers.
	"Oh yeah," he says. "I saw the maid washing Daddy's face with one
last night."


And now for an oldie but goodie:

	A farmer was having trouble getting his chickens to lay eggs. So he
brought in a rooster who had a reputation as a legendary "cocksman." The
rooster got right to work, and soon there were eggs all over the place.
His job done, the rooster went after the pigs, the ducks, the sheep, and
would have gone after a snake if someone had held its head. The farmer,
afraid of losing the bird, tried to get him to calm down, but with no luck.
One morning he found the rooster flat on his back, eyes closed-apparently
dead of exhaustion. When he started to berate the corpse, the rooster
opened one eye and said "Shh! Don't you see those buzzards up there?"


Steve DiPirro	"Really, I'm not preoccupied with sex..I'm just Italian."
Digital Equipment Corp.