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From: keith@uiucme.UUCP
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Orphaned Response
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Date: Tue, 21-Jan-86 12:15:00 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 21 12:15:00 1986
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Nf-From: uiucme.UUCP!keith    Jan 21 11:15:00 1986



I believe the song you refer to is David Allen Coe's song, "You Don't
Have to Call Me  something something" - maybe the same thing we already
seen posted in the article this piece is attached to (Sorry, this is
a country posting, I gotta talk country).

Oh, a joke?

Three girls grow up together in the same village.  Two get married and
serve their husbands faithfully and well.  One is forced by economic
conditions to seek work in the city.

The wheels turn and fate has it that they all die on the same day and
go to meet their Maker.  They are delighted to see one another, but have
little time to talk before they face Him.

The first woman is asked, "How have you conducted your life?"
She answers, "I loved only one man, I married that man, I was never
unfaithful to him."
"Send her through the Golden Doors."

The second woman is asked the same question.  She answers "I loved only
one man, I married that man, but I had a fling once with a young boy.
I told my husband, and he forgave me."
"Send her through the Silver Doors."

The third woman, who went to the city is asked.  "I worked as a prostitute
and a hotsy-totsy dancer in a cheap cabaret.  I have laid with thousands
of men."
"Give her the keys to My room."

Keith
U of Ill Mech Eng
uiucdcs!uiucme!keith

"Mama use to love me but she died,
   Chicken ain't chicken 'till it's lickin' good fried"
                    -Hank Senior