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From: suz@fluke.UUCP (Suzanne Jurgensen)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: The American and the Englishman - offensive to the English (ROT13)
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Date: Tue, 21-Jan-86 17:16:25 EST
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Posted: Tue Jan 21 17:16:25 1986
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Na Nzrevpna ba n ohfvarff gevc gb Ratynaq jnf tvira gur cevivyrtrf
bs n Ybaqba pyho.  Jura ur ragrerq gur ybhatr bar nsgreabba, bayl
bar bgure zna jnf gurer.  Ur qrpvqrq gb fgevxr hc n pbairefngvba.

"Jbhyq lbh pner sbe n pvtne?" ur nfxrq gur Ratyvfuzna.

"Ab, gunax lbh," gur Ratyvfuzna ercyvrq.  "V gevrq bar bapr, naq
V qvqa'g yvxr vg."

"V'z n fgenatre urer," gur Nzrevpna fnvq.  "Jbhyq lbh yvxr gb wbva
zr va gur one sbe n qevax?"

"Ab, gunax lbh," gur Ratyvfuzna ercyvrq.  "V gevrq qevaxvat bapr, naq
V qvqa'g yvxr vg."

"Jryy, ubj nobhg n tnzr bs ovyyvneqf?" gur Nzrevpna fnvq.

"Ab," gur Ratyvfuzna fnvq.  "V gevrq gung bapr, gbb, naq V qvqa'g
yvxr vg.

Nf gur Nzrevpna fgnegrq gb ghea njnl, gur Ratyvfuzna eryragrq.
"Zl fba jvyy or urer va n srj zvahgrf," ur fnvq, "naq V'z fher
ur'q rawbl n ovyyvneqf tnzr jvgu lbh."

Gur Nzrevpna ghearq onpx.  "Lbhe fba?" ur fnvq.  "Na bayl puvyq,
V cerfhzr."