Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.1 6/24/83; site isrnix.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxn!ihnp4!inuxc!iubugs!isrnix!mr From: mr@isrnix.UUCP (michael regoli) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: YAJ Message-ID: <679@isrnix.UUCP> Date: Wed, 22-Jan-86 13:58:39 EST Article-I.D.: isrnix.679 Posted: Wed Jan 22 13:58:39 1986 Date-Received: Fri, 24-Jan-86 21:42:32 EST Organization: indiana university, bloomington Lines: 29 so there's these three plastic surgeons sitting around telling stories to one another at the annual plastic surgeons' convention in las vegas. one surgeon says, "just last year this woman came to me who had been attacked in the face and upper extremities by a vicious dog. i was able to sew her back together and get her face back in order and now she's become a top-paid fashion model." the second surgeon says, "hey, that was easy. let me tell you about this guy who came to me with both hands crushed beyond recognition in an industrial accident. after hours upon hours of intensive surgery, i was able to reconstruct his hands and fingers and now he's become a great concert pianist." the third surgeon says, "that was nothing. when i was doing my internship in bloomington, indiana there was this terrible, terrible automobile accident on route 37. all that was left of the accident was a red plaid sports coat and a rectum. why, i put this guy back together and he became the greatest olympic basketball coach of all time." -- -- .^. michael regoli /|\ ...ihnp4!inuxc!iuvax!isrnix!mr '|!|`