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From: matt@oddjob.UUCP (Matt Crawford)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: YALP (or, Invasion of the YALP-landers)
Message-ID: <1133@oddjob.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 23-Jan-86 15:23:27 EST
Article-I.D.: oddjob.1133
Posted: Thu Jan 23 15:23:27 1986
Date-Received: Fri, 24-Jan-86 22:00:50 EST
References: <8352@ucla-cs.ARPA> <271@agrigene.UUCP> <8443@ucla-cs.ARPA> <371@weitek.UUCP>
Reply-To: matt@oddjob.UUCP (Matt Crawford)
Distribution: net.jokes
Organization: U. Chicago, Astronomy & Astrophysics
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In article <371@weitek.UUCP> neal@weitek.UUCP (Neal Bedard) writes:
>In article <8443@ucla-cs.ARPA>, kriguer@ucla-cs.UUCP writes:
>> > From packard!ihlpa!ibyf@topaz.arpa ...
>> > > but my favorite was AKQJ10 9.
>> >
>> A K Q J 10 9   are the 6 top playing cards in any suit.
>> Clear now?  Sorry if you've been [net.] puzzled for so long!   :-,
>
>AKQJ109 is a `straight'. I assume that's supposed to describe what the car's
>owner is, sexual-preference-wise...

ARRRGGGHHHHH!!  I can't stand it any more!  People don't seem to
undersatnd this joke!  Neal is getting close, but he doesn't
realize that it only takes 5 cards to make a poker hand.  Note
the little space between the 10 and the 9.  This license is
saying "straight-9" and if you can't figure that out in the next
15 seconds, unsubscribe.  (If you're female, come over here and
I'll show you.)                                              :-)
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