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From: meister@linus.UUCP (Phillip W. Servita)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Comedic Curses
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Date: Thu, 23-Jan-86 10:48:12 EST
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Old jewish curse:

  May you be rich enough to own a house with 100 rooms,
  and may you be found dead in every one of them.

and my personal favorite:

  May a carsick camel moisten your Egg McMuffin.


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