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From: ladkin@kestrel.ARPA
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: ANglo Saxon Words and Bad Taste - offensive to orange lovers (rot 13)
Message-ID: <4217@kestrel.ARPA>
Date: Thu, 23-Jan-86 19:37:25 EST
Article-I.D.: kestrel.4217
Posted: Thu Jan 23 19:37:25 1986
Date-Received: Sat, 25-Jan-86 03:57:09 EST
Organization: Kestrel Institute, Palo Alto, CA
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V unir n sevraq jub'f na vairagbe. Ur qbrfa'g znxr zhpu,
naq yvirf znvayl bss Fbpvny Frphevgl, orpnhfr ur unf
bqq bofrffvbaf.
Sbe rknzcyr, V jnf ebhaq uvf ubhfr bar qnl, naq ur gbyq
zr nobhg guvf oynpx cbjqre ur'q znqr.
`Qb lbh guvax vg'yy znxr n ybg bs zbarl?' ur fnvq.
`Jung qbrf vg qb?'
`Jryy, lbh xabj jura lbh'er ebhaq ng lbhe tveysevraq'f,
naq lbh'er gelvat fbzrguvat zber guna gur byq 
va-naq-bhg....jryy, lbh pna chg vg ba ure phag naq vg'yy
gnfgr fjrrg, yvxr na benatr'
Jryy, V jnf dhvgr qvfthfgrq, orpnhfr V qba'g qb nal bs gung
fghss naq V'z fher, tragyr ernqre, arvgure qb lbh.
Naljnl, ur jnf nyjnlf shyy bs guvatf yvxr guvf, fb V 
qvqa'g frr zhpu bs uvz sbe n juvyr.
Hagvy ur tbg uvf cvpgher va gur cncre nf gur bjare bs
n ynetr, uvfgbevp znafvba gung ur yvirq va naq jnf
ybivatyl erfgbevat. Ur'q boivbhfyl fgehpx vg evpu,
fb V qrpvqrq gb tvir uvz n pnyy.
`Uryyb, Serq. Guvf vf Crgre.'
`Jryy uv. Ybat gvzr ab frr. Ubj'er guvatf?'
`Tbbq. V frr lbh fgehpx vg evpu.'
`V pregnvayl qvq. Bar bs zl vqrnf ernyyl pnzr guebhtu.'
`Juvpu bar jnf vg? V erzrzore gung oynpx cbjqre lbh unq.....'
`Bu, ab, abg gung bar. Gung jnf n erny ybfre. V unq n
zhpu orggre vqrn. Lbh frr, V znqr guvf juvgr cbjqre
gung lbh fcernq ba na benatr.......................'