Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: notesfiles Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!decwrl!pyramid!hplabs!hp-pcd!orstcs!richardt From: richardt@orstcs.UUCP (richardt) Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: Re:YMMs (Yet More Modems) Message-ID: <11200011@orstcs.UUCP> Date: Wed, 22-Jan-86 03:07:00 EST Article-I.D.: orstcs.11200011 Posted: Wed Jan 22 03:07:00 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 25-Jan-86 07:41:17 EST Organization: Oregon State University - Corvallis, OR Lines: 25 Nf-ID: #N:orstcs:11200011:000:892 Nf-From: orstcs!richardt Jan 22 00:07:00 1986 >>>>>>>>> "well, what kind of flow do you have?" >>>>>>>>> "linoleum." >>>>>>>> This joke was popular many years ago. I guess you could call >>>>>>>> it a period piece. >>>>>>> These jokes come in cycles; I guess it's that time of the month. >>>>>>> But we wouldn't want to cramp anybody's style. >>>>>> Why don't you quit ragging on this guy? >>>>> Wasn't it a linoleum flow that the modem was dropped on? >>>> Modem was dropped?? Why, it must have had a bad carrier!!! >>>Naw, it jest hadda go widda flo'. >>PLEASE not more modem jokes! Drop the line. It is a great dis-parity. >I'll deck the next swab that sez another modem joke. This ain't no line. Not with my Racal-Vadic deck you don't! It has a special no-drop carrier! {hp-pcd | tektronix} !orstcs!richardt Richard Threadgill 1230 NW 23rd #7 Corvallis Or I talk to the scenery -- It talks back to me! -- Planet P