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From: dale@grkermi.UUCP (Super User)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re:  Widowed Repsonse
Message-ID: <776@grkermi.UUCP>
Date: Fri, 24-Jan-86 00:48:57 EST
Article-I.D.: grkermi.776
Posted: Fri Jan 24 00:48:57 1986
Date-Received: Sat, 25-Jan-86 07:45:45 EST
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Organization: Foobar University, CS Dept.
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Q:	How many unix wizards does it take
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>	to change a light bulb?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>A:	Read the man page!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>the way i heard it was:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>how many unix gurus
>>>>>>>>>>>>>              -----
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>not wizards!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>no no no It doesnt go that way!!!
>>>>>>>>>>>>I remember it like this...
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>	how many unix wizards does it take to
>>>>>>>>>>>>	FIX a light bulb?
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>not like that
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>im just about sick of these endless followups with
>>>>>>>>>>>endless boring meaningless stupid inane infinite
>>>>>>>>>>>variations that dont do anything to make an already
>>>>>>>>>>>stupid not funny joke that everyone has heard a
>>>>>>>>>>>million times already and read it twice that many
>>>>>>>>>>>times in net.jokes worth the time it takes to
>>>>>>>>>>>read it and hit F
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>WAKE UP PEOPLE ITS 1986 ALREADY!!!!!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>GODDAMN ARE YOU PEOPLE ALL ABUNCH OF LEFTOVER
>>>>>>>>>>60'S HIPPYS???!!!  THIS KIND OF CRAP WENT OUT
>>>>>>>>>>YEARS AGO!!!!   GET WITH IT!!! WAKE UP AND SMELL
>>>>>>>>>>THE COFFEE!!!   WHY DONT YOUALL JUST SIT HOME
>>>>>>>>>>ALL DAY AND READ NET.JOKES FOR 24 HOURS A DAY
>>>>>>>>>>FER CRISSAKES???!!!!  GET A JOB!!!
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>			SIGNED,
>>>>>>>>>>			SOMEBODY PLAYING WITH A FULL DECK
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Geez!  Another self appointed net.fascist.  I hope that all
>>>>>>>>>right thinking people agree with me when I say that the
>>>>>>>>>author of the previous "message" (joke?) is scum and should
>>>>>>>>>be thrown off the net.  He should be put on the canonical list
>>>>>>>>>of people to be shot.  He should be flamed back to stoneage.
>>>>>>>>>People like him really make my blood boil!  He's worse than
>>>>>>>>>the geeks in the computer room who make fun of my clothes.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Do you realize how much its costing to send this garbage all
>>>>>>>>over the net???   $1459 in phone bills alone!!  Who knows how
>>>>>>>>much disk space is wasted with this tripe.  Disk space that could
>>>>>>>>be put to better use, believe you me!!!
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>whyu dont you grow up, buddy?!?  im sick of reading these stupid
>>>>>>>childish messages. im so tired of hitting the n key.  my skin is
>>>>>>>peeling off my right index finger.  theres a backwards n imbedded
>>>>>>>in my finger prints.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>well i guess this guy just got a little "keyed" up!!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>I just hope it isn't terminal!!!
>>>>>
>>>>I we can say he has 'control' but he'll have to 'shift' his 'space'
>>>>to 'return'!!!!!!!!
>>>>
>>>NO NO NO NO!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!
>>>
>>>I can't let this whole thing degenerate in a moronic succession of
>>>puns.  I'd rather die.
>>>
>>>
>>cant we move this discussion to net.jokes.d??????
>>
>I can't believe that anyone would take this seriously...
>
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