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From: slb@bnl44.UUCP (San Barr lying around @ The Beach (slb @ Brookhaven Nat. Lab, L.I.))
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Birds and Birth Control
Message-ID: <1043@bnl44.UUCP>
Date: Thu, 23-Jan-86 14:06:30 EST
Article-I.D.: bnl44.1043
Posted: Thu Jan 23 14:06:30 1986
Date-Received: Sat, 25-Jan-86 08:31:44 EST
References: <3200003@wvlpdp> <1371@garfield.columbia.edu>
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> In article <3200003@wvlpdp>, john@wvlpdp writes:
> >	If the BlueBird is the bird of happiness
> >
> >	and the Dove is the bird of peace
> > 
> > 	WHAT IS THE BIRD OF BIRTH CONTROL?
> > 
> Certainly not the cock!

And definatley not the Woodpecker!

> 
> Well, the answer was...
> 
> > 		The Swallow.
> > 
> 
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