Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.3 4.3bsd-beta 6/6/85; site decwrl.DEC.COM Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!bellcore!decvax!decwrl!dec-rhea!dec-gumdrp!piermarini From: piermarini@gumdrp.DEC Newsgroups: net.jokes Subject: bad joke Message-ID: <684@decwrl.DEC.COM> Date: Fri, 24-Jan-86 07:22:40 EST Article-I.D.: decwrl.684 Posted: Fri Jan 24 07:22:40 1986 Date-Received: Sat, 25-Jan-86 08:32:55 EST Sender: daemon@decwrl.DEC.COM Organization: Digital Equipment Corporation Lines: 13 There was this Irish cop named Monaghan walking his beat one morning when he noticed the Rabbi pull up to the stop sign. A moment later the local parish priest was driving down the street and smashed into the rear of the rabbi's car. Monaghan see's this and wanders over to survey the damage. He looks at the rabbi and then he pulls out his pad and pencil and say's to the priest,(Irish accent) "Tell me Father, how fast do you think the rabbi was going when he backed into you?"