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From: ix742@sdcc6.UUCP (James Hayes)
Newsgroups: net.jokes
Subject: Re: Airline acronyms
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Date: Thu, 23-Jan-86 16:31:21 EST
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>> $3.00 to check-in each back of luggage. (CASH ONLY!)
>
>How much for the fronts?  Do you get a discount if you do both at once?
>

Fronts are free if you're a woman.  (They have male check-in people.)
Backs are only accepted if in good condition, and brains (which is
what you originally intended to check-in to fly Peoples Depress in
the first place) cost $3.50 for life-support and $2.00 without. (CASH ONLY!)

Any other questions?
--
						-Jim Hayes
						 UCSD
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