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Subject: Re: Wish I were ... (more of a request than a joke)
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Date: Fri, 17-Jan-86 18:08:48 EST
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Summary: That was a Simon & Garfunkel song so Simon wrote it, I suppose

In article <1122@utai.UUCP>, perelgut@utai.UUCP (Stephen Perelgut) writes:
> Can anyone out there provide the artist's name and the lyrics of
> a song with lines something like:
> 	Wish I were a Kellog's corn flake
> 	Floatin' in my bowl, just takin' movies
>     and
> 	Wish I were an english muffin
> 	Tryin to make the most out of a toaster
> 
> E-mail is preferred, I'll post the results as long as people don't beat
> me to it :-)
> -- 
> Stephen Perelgut    Computer Systems Research Institute, University of Toronto