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From: GMP@PSUVM.BITNET
Newsgroups: net.poems
Subject: Halley`s Comet Limerick Contest
Message-ID: <4214GMP@PSUVM>
Date: Wed, 22-Jan-86 15:53:49 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan 22 15:53:49 1986
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To:      NJW, GMS, EXI, T2L, JCHQC at CUNYVM, G85J at CORNELLA


THE AMERICAN FILTHY LIMERICKS ASSOCIATION (a wholly owned branch of the
American Scatalogical Society) announced the 1986 Halley`s Comet Filthy
Limerick contest.  Example
An astronomer Jew named Melamed
Caught sight of the famed Halley`s comet
The backside, though pale,
is nice piece of tail
I hope SDI doesn`t bomb it.
     
Rules: you may not use "vomit" as a rhyme for "comet."  The word "comet"
must end the first line.  The limerick must make reference to some bodily
function or sexual act.
     
Judges: Lance Tumic (Sacred Scatology, Sam Houston Institute of Technology)
        Herb Hardrock (Sexual Peccadillos, Florida University for Culture
                                            and Knowledge)
        Perry Priapis (Leapfrog Coach, Nashua University of Terpsichore
                                       Science
Winners will be announced by the conference coordinator, Gerald O`Nitny
Pornographic Heraldry, Mt. Nittany Normal College.  Send entries to
GMP at PSUVM.  Do not put entries on the network.  Winner will be announced
before the comet is seen again. Prizes are genuine Comet Diaboodles designed
by the master heraldist, HIMSELF.  Happy astrorhyming!