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From: ibyf@ihlpa.UUCP (Scott)
Newsgroups: net.poems,net.jokes
Subject: A Poem
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Date: Wed, 8-Jan-86 16:07:27 EST
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Posted: Wed Jan  8 16:07:27 1986
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Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly, thy nacturations are to me
As plurdled Gabbleblotchits in a lurgid bee
Groop! I implore thee, my foonting Turlingdromes
and hooptiously drangle me with crinkly Bindlewurdles
or I will rend thee in the Gobberwarts 
with my Blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!

Gashee Morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk
Bleem miserable Venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt
Fripping lyshus Wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs
Gerond withoutitude form into formless Bloit, why not then? Moose.