Relay-Version: version B 2.10 5/3/83; site utzoo.UUCP Posting-Version: version B 2.10.2 9/18/84; site cylixd.UUCP Path: utzoo!watmath!clyde!burl!ulysses!mhuxr!mhuxt!houxm!whuxl!whuxlm!akgua!akgub!cylixd!dave From: dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby) Newsgroups: net.religion.christian,net.jokes Subject: Re: A Joke Message-ID: <678@cylixd.UUCP> Date: Mon, 13-Jan-86 11:14:30 EST Article-I.D.: cylixd.678 Posted: Mon Jan 13 11:14:30 1986 Date-Received: Wed, 15-Jan-86 00:43:55 EST References: <1843@cbsck.UUCP> Reply-To: dave@cylixd.UUCP (Dave Kirby) Organization: RCA Cylix Communications , Memphis, TN Lines: 24 Xref: watmath net.religion.christian:2220 net.jokes:15674 In article <1843@cbsck.UUCP> swc@cbsck.UUCP (Scott W. Collins) writes: > Q: What car did the Apostles like to drive around in? > A: Acts (somewhere) says that they left in one accord... You have the joke a little convoluted. The original version is: Q: Did you hear the first church met in a Honda? A: They were all in one Accord (Acts 2:1). There's another one along the same line: Q: What kind of car did King David drive? A: The Bible says the "sound of David's triumph was heard throughout the land." Finally: Q: How do you make both Christians and non-Christians mad at you with the same posting? A: Post a joke to net.religion.christian instead of net.jokes. "Don't look at ME. At least *I* cross-posted! Pth-th-th-th-th." ----------------------------------------------------------------- Dave Kirby ( ...!ihnp4!akgub!cylixd!dave)