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From: hankb@teklds.UUCP (Hank Buurman)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: Giving blood?
Message-ID: <1493@teklds.UUCP>
Date: Mon, 13-Jan-86 13:08:59 EST
Article-I.D.: teklds.1493
Posted: Mon Jan 13 13:08:59 1986
Date-Received: Fri, 17-Jan-86 01:35:07 EST
References: <336@cuuxb.UUCP>
Reply-To: hankb@teklds.UUCP (Hank Buurman)
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Organization: Tektronix, Beaverton OR
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Keywords: blod
Summary: Ol' Tom's at it again

In article <336@cuuxb.UUCP> frye@cuuxb.UUCP (frye) writes:
>That makes a lot of sense Beth, but will they take werefrog
>blod now? I've been turned down before because of my monthly
>problem. Seems, like everytime there's a full moon, I find
>myself sitting on a lily pad in the middle of some swamp.
>And you women think you have problems every month...
>
>
>RIBBET!
>Tom Frye

  Actually, werefrog blod is very valuable, and widely sought. It seems
that JAPs, if infused with FRESH werefrog blod during the full moon,
immediately stop hounding doctors, lawyers, and other Prince Charmings,
and become insatiable for construction workers, Hell's Angels, winos,
and terminally bizarre hackers.
  Unfortunatly, the blod must be collected by a man called Renfield, and
the werefrog seldom survives. Volunteers?


     
        Hank Buurman  Tektronix Inc.  ihnp4!tektronix!tekla!hankb
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