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From: booter@lll-crg.ARpA (Elaine Richards)
Newsgroups: net.singles
Subject: Re: Giving blood?
Message-ID: <1187@lll-crg.ARpA>
Date: Thu, 16-Jan-86 01:36:23 EST
Article-I.D.: lll-crg.1187
Posted: Thu Jan 16 01:36:23 1986
Date-Received: Fri, 17-Jan-86 03:26:11 EST
References: <336@cuuxb.UUCP> <1493@teklds.UUCP>
Reply-To: booter@lll-crg.UUCP (Elaine Richards)
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In article <1493@teklds.UUCP> hankb@teklds.UUCP (Hank Buurman) writes:
>In article <336@cuuxb.UUCP> frye@cuuxb.UUCP (frye) writes:
>>That makes a lot of sense Beth, but will they take werefrog
>>blod now? I've been turned down before because of my monthly
>>problem. Seems, like everytime there's a full moon, I find
[etc re trials of Kermitness]

>
>  Actually, werefrog blod is very valuable, and widely sought. It seems
>that JAPs, if infused with FRESH werefrog blod during the full moon,
>immediately stop hounding doctors, lawyers, and other Prince Charmings,
>and become insatiable for construction workers, Hell's Angels, winos,
>and terminally bizarre hackers.
>  Unfortunatly, the blod must be collected by a man called Renfield, and
>the werefrog seldom survives. Volunteers?
>
Isn't it wereTOADS we need to use? Why hassle JAPs? The only JAPS I ever
met were trying to BECOME doctors and lawyers so they don't have to worry
about a prince. (Waiting is BORING!). My mom always said I had to kiss
a lot of toads before I met a prince. I haven't met a prince because I
prefer kissing hackers to amphibians :-)


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